i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
home. puking in laundry basket.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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