that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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