have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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