did you get engaged???
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Randomize
