let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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