you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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