i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
You can't special order awesome
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
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I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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