so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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