i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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