the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I had to cum in my sink.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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