I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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