You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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