Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I touched a dick in church today
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
