I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
