I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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