How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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