Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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