I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
accomplished twins. life is a go
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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