dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
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she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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