I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
should my penis look like a turkey
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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