Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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