eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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