Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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