Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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