well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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