There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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