I think I just saw someone hide a body.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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