You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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