My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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