VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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