We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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