Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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