2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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