STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize