new low.... made out with someone while peeing
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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