Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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