i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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