His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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