I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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