just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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