I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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