Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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