im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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