so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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