i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Last time i carry you out of a forest
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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