When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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