honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
time to smoke my breakfast
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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