It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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