I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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