Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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