Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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