How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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