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Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Someone shattered a urinal.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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