Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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