i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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