shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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